Elephant Resume

Imma Stomper

                                                               

1305  Friendly Street                                                                  Zimbabwe, Africa, 36197

Cell: 1800CutiePie                                                                            Home: 903- 587- 1235

Summary

        I am searching for a job to be a transportation specialist. I can haul up to ten people on my back at once. The range of miles I walk daily is 25 to 50. I’m friendly, caring,  hardworking, and a good source of transportation. I don’t get tired easily and am willing to do anything it takes to get the job done. I’m just looking for a part time job, Monday-Thursday in particular. I am horribly scared of tigers, and every Friday through Sunday tigers do their annual clothes shopping.

Qualifications

I won the title of The All Time Strongest Elephant in Africa.

Worked multiple jobs including a taxi driver.

I have my driver’s license, and am a certified driver.

Professional Experience

        I went to driving classes for 5 years, and know everything there is to know about safety. I worked in Zimbabwe as a taxi driver for 2 years, and received a gold metal from the President of Africa for my overwhelming friendliness.